Armchair traveling

This week we interrupt our weekly blogcast with a little Q & A. Why? Because I was recently invited to participate in an international event called THE NEXT BIG THING blog tour by a very talented and keen-eyed manuscript critique-er, Abby Murphy.

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I learned two important things from Abby. #1—She’s finishing work on a new YA historical fiction tale (Drawing from Life) that I can’t wait to get my hands on. #2—I will not have to move from my swivel chair in order to participate in this whirlwind tour. No packing, no passports and no postponed flights. My job? Just fill in the blanks. Walk with me.

1) What is the working title of your next book?

I’ve had several. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone was my first. Anne of Green Gables was another. Obviously, I found out there was a serious leak in my writers’ group. After ferreting out the blabbermouth, I’ve remained reticent to unveil my latest, but for the sake of the interview … DEAR OPL.

I’m trusting you folks will keep schtum.

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2) Where did the idea come from for the book?

The Sydney Zoo in Australia. Specifically, the polar bear tank. It was here—after a couple of weeks into a family vacation—that I finally had enough mind-boggling questions about life, the universe and everything in between from my elementary-aged son to fill a Biblically-sized notebook. The questions were thought-provoking, befuddling, and on the whole unanswerable. I kept track of them though, as it was his insatiable curiosity that fleshed out a secondary character in a story that was beginning to take shape. (It also revealed just how little I knew and how much I depended upon Google.)

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The main focus of the story came as a result of my addiction to all things Jamie Oliver. Watching him traverse America, desperately attempting to help folks make the important connection between school lunches and impending doom, had me itching to participate in a way unique to my skills. I could secretly hound children about making good food choices by disguising it beneath humor. It’s how I get most of my important parental messages across. With snark. But organic cane sugar coated snark.

3) What genre does your book fall under?

As defined by the industry, it would be classified as Middle Grade humor. As defined by the (not yet attained) blurbs that will eventually fill the backside of the dust jacket, it will be “Groundbreaking,” or “Revolutionary,” or “Impossible to define, you just have to read it.” Yep, I’m shootin’ big.

4) What actors would you choose to play the part of your characters in a movie rendition?

That’s a toughie, as I’m guessing that some actors I’d find appropriate may not have been birthed yet, and by the time this gets optioned for film, a few others I’d put in my top five may have shuffled off this mortal coil. Suffice it to say, Johnny Depp should make an appearance. Maybe as a pirate, maybe as a Native American. It remains to be seen. And I’m guessing if it requires a few screenplay rewrites to make his character necessary, so be it.

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5) What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?

In a post-America sci-fi world called Panem, a common teenage girl finds herself fighting for her life in the cruel and deadly Hunger Games held yearly and enforced by the oppressive—

No. Wait. That’s the Hunger Games. Yet another previous working title for my book.

The synopsis for DEAR OPL is:

After two years of hiding beneath a sugar-laden junk food diet meant to soothe the bitter loss of her dad, thirteen-year-old Opl Oppenheimer is told she’s gained so much weight she’s pre-diabetic and now must start weighing more than she bargained for. 

A laugh a minute. I promise.

6) Who is publishing your book?

Ah, the six million dollar question. I’m going to go with, a publishing house with impeccable taste and the desire to spread goodwill onto all of mankind. If you think you fall into that category, there is still time to apply for consideration. But please, if querying me when submitting your request, I ask that you do your homework and personalize your letter. There is a plethora of information about me out there on the web, and there is nothing worse than seeing a publisher write a “request to purchase your manuscript” email and seeing that I was part of a mass mailing. Be specific. Flatter me.

And if you can’t do that, call and flatter my new agent, the clever, talented, not to mention incredibly good looking Jennefier Unter from the Unter Agency.

7) How long did it take you to create the illustrations?

As this question doesn’t apply to me specifically, with my book, I think it might be nice to ask my partner in blog crime about his weekly labors. Rob?

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8) What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?

This is a troublesome question to answer as I’ve found it challenging to locate books that encourage kids to handle their pie share of the growing epidemic of obesity using methods other than quick fixes and magic formulas. Diet is a word that confuses a lot of teens—and I think it’s necessary for us to make a global effort at redefining it. This is no Maggie Goes on a Diet, or Eddie Shapes Up kind of a tale. The story addresses so much more than body image. It speaks of unearthing and responding to more of the core issues of what it is we truly hunger for.

9) Who or what inspired you to write this book?

Again, I’d have to go with Johnny Depp. I’m absolutely positive I will always find a way to weave a scene into the manuscript where either Captain Jack Sparrow or Tonto makes an appearance. The rest of the plot is simply supporting material. With a very important message.

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English: Johnny Depp during the Paris premiere of Public Enemies at the cinema UGC Normandie. Français : Johnny Depp lors de la première parisienne du film Public Enemies au cinéma UGC Normandie. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

10) What else about the book might pique the reader’s interest?

Within the story, Opl discovers a series of ten minute videos that teach her incredibly easy and straightforward recipes by the celebrity chef she once abhorred. Mastering them is an adventure she undertakes and finds success with. I want the reader to have access to the same videos, which are real. They’re a series created by Jamie Oliver called Jamie’s Ministry of Food. I think having an element of interaction with the book engages the reader and gives them a tangible participation, allowing them to share Opl’s experiences in the kitchen.

As this tour is supposed to bring awareness to authors & illustrators and the projects they’re currently working on, my only other contractual obligation is to make you aware of two others who likely set the bar higher than I do.Seeing Red (392x600)

The first is Katherine Erskine, a lawyer turned author who writes about tough topics with respect and humor. Her newest book is GLORIOUS AND FREE. When Shannon is dragged on a road trip to Canada with her annoying brother and even more annoying gravely ill grandfather, she begins to see that life cannot be planned and controlled the way she’d always thought, but it can still be a wild and wonderful ride.  

Katherine’s latest book is Seeing Red.

FattyintheBackSeat (109x145)Also, make sure you check out Deborah Prum, whose career started at age seven when she wrote stories about children whose parents met catastrophic ends (plane crash, plague, etc.) after which the sturdy little orphans create blissful utopias on deserted islands.  Someone should have called a child psychiatrist, but they didn’t, so Deb continued writing.  Most recently, she’s released a young adult novel, FATTY IN THE BACK SEAT, about a boy who can’t seem to keep himself away from the long arm of the law.

Make sure to check out both Katherine and Deborah’s posts next week!


Don’t forget to check out what we’re cookin’ in the Scullery (here) and what we all talked about down in the pub (here). And to see more of Robin Gott’s humor–all from the only pen carved from a human funny bone–click here.

10 thoughts on “Armchair traveling

  1. Brilliant!! You’ve taken this blog to a new height of enjoyment. I adore the interactive use of another writer to “interview” you on your own site. After researching (with robust enjoyment) Ms. Abby Murphy’s site, I have once again revitalized my imagination of possibilities in life. As if the The Guff has once again been filled and rebirth of creative thinking has been given back to me (at least in my mind).

    Thank you for opening up my mind to new explorations of other fascinating writers. This is how life should be shared… not just told or directed what “is” life by overbearing corporate ad giants.

    P.s. Rob, love the Kafka reference as a gastronomic “leek”, no pun intended. If only Publicis and Omnicom were to have had rights to advertising his works prior their merge, such as one related to Shelley’s; “Metamorphosis and other Stories”, they could have had a much larger share of the market. (There Shells, is your library hall inventio for the week.:)

    Remember, 1) search for the truth, 2) research, 3) plausibility, 4) have authentic settings and characters, and 5) state accurate timelines of events. Don’t forget to have fun.

    Today’s lesson is done. Off to scrub toilets and pull weeds, Sheeze.

    Stoshu 🙂

  2. Here’s my alternative start to “Metamorphosis”:
    “When Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from troubled dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous vegetable.”
    How about that, then?

    • Sometimes I feel like thee gianctic bug, indescribable as that… yet a sales man as well. Working in the medical field can at times confilict with what your patient prefers as to what the doctor precribes for nutrition.

      Keep the cartoons comming… 🙂

      Stoshu 🙂

  3. Looks like I’m casting off my pencil here and donning a pen instead – as leak goes to leek, so Kafka’s “beetle” maybe goes to “Beatle”? And so we rewrite the first sentence again: “When Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from troubled dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous 60s Liverpudlian pop star!”
    I really have to stop this now…

  4. So, that would then still most likely equate to a “ungeheurse Ungeziefer…” the Liverpudlian pop star that being, (hope I didn’t insult anyone over the pond, eh). Never heard that term before and that’s proably due to the fact that I live under a rock.

    If Samsa were to have had a theme song plaing in his head throughout his scurring, I would think it would have been the Symphonic Metamorphosis of Themes by Carl Maria von Weber, deep and somewhat disturbing. However, Kafka may have really dug your Samsa band’s Jeroen Van Aken song off of their Rest album as it’s about as out there as he was.

    “All things come and go, but we won’t break.” He probably could have used that. (Isn’t it fun taking over someone else’s blog? Sorry Shell, I gotta get out more).


    • This is what happens when I leave my desk for 36 hours and neglect my computer in favor of doing laundry and going grocery shopping.
      Actually, I much prefer the audience taking over the show. It’s like a classroom revolt.
      I hope I can still get paid for showing up.

  5. Hey,

    Welcome back Smells… Rob and I were just discussing your next article which we nearly began creating for you in lieu of your presence. What, you think writters actually get recess like congress? We count on you for entertainment as I no longer feel I can believe FOX news as gospel, (sorry big G).

    Staying with your theme (and perhaps, just a bit side tracked), we’re working on helping to spread the word of Tim Bedore’s theory of animal conspiracy and the unknown relationship to reincarnation. (See, there’s that author present to past “habere desiit vivere” connection).

    Do you think we would be good Wal-Mart greeters?

    Stoshu 🙂

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